Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, βOi, what's your disability?β I said βTourettes! Now fuck off!β
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground