Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Trying to find good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
Your dad is so fat he walks past the TV I miss 3 episodes of South Park
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
