what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
ur mother
Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have it?
A family
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today? B: Because today we had a parent meetup
So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent
Your moms my dad. think about that
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
Oh brother.
