Parent jokes
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.