Parent jokes
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents