ur mom (idk im bored)
Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
How are orphans like spider man
No way home
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
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Why did the orphan take a selfie.? Because he wanted a family portrait.
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
