Parent jokes
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."