Parent Jokes

When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD

I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.

I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home

Now I can’t get it to shut up

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away

2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"

Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

How are you and an orphan similar

Both of your fathers are invisible

What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents