Parent jokes

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"

His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."

The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."

One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Everyone likes orphans but their parents.

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

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You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Your mum isn't home.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"