What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love
Why do orphans go to church? So atleast they will have some one to call father.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home😂🤣
What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45
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What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
