Parent jokes

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

your mom

Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

His parents died.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.