So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Orphan's Parents
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. So this orphan is crying 'cause he ain't got no parents, right? Then this dude comes along and is like, "Want me to get your parents?" which is messed up 'cause, duh, the kid is an orphan. It's funny 'cause it's sad, and you probably think that's deep, you uncultured swine.