What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
a ball hit me in the vagina
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
