Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Otherness Jokes
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? đź’©
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window, and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down, and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.” I know.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
