Otherness jokes

Cock

    • Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,

    “Boo.”

    “Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”

    Jack sat down next to her and smiled.

    “I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.

    “That sounds fun,” said Jill.

    “C’mon, let’s go!”

    The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. They frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.

    “You ready?” Asked Jack.

    “Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.

    Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.

    “I’ve waited a long time for this...” he whispered.

    Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.

    “Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.

    Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him...

    Vampire

    • What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

    "Same time next month?"

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    • Otherness memes

    Catholic

    • I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”

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    • Fish

    • What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

    What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

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    • Lipstick

    • The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

    Train Driver

    • My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

    I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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    • Tip

    • Tip for Kindness for the day.

    Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

    Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

    Sex

    • Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.

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    • Museum

    • The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

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    • Jesus

    • Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!"

    So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.

    "Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,

    "Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.

    "Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"

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    • Flip-flop

    • So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.

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