Otherness jokes
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Memes
OTHER CAT
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!