Otherness jokes
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.