Otherness jokes
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.