Otherness jokes
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"