"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
