Orphan jokes
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."