Orphan jokes
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.