Orphan jokes
Hiiii!
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Orphans are monkeys.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
I see you.
Orphan or like or-pan?
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Orphans are cool.