Orphan jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Community talk
Whats the difference about a apple and a ophan?
the apple gets picked.
hi i got a joke why are orphans bad at doge ball no one misses them
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more