Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
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Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.