Orphan jokes
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
PP in the poo poo.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Cock.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Dad?
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.