Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
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What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Orphans are monkeys.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.