Orphan jokes
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
I sucked a dick.
Suck my pp!
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Hoe?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Your mama.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.