Orphan

Orphan jokes

Parent

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.

Warning

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

Toy

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

Family

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

Audience

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Baseball

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

Kid

Why did the depressed kid cross the road?

To get hit by a car.

Life

Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

Pizza

Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.

Mom

joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

Butt

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!