Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Alya and freshfry.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.