Orphan jokes
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.