Orphan jokes
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Suiiiii!
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Yo momma!
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Suck your mum's bum.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."