Orphan jokes
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Suck your mum's bum.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Orphan
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Ya momma is sus.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.