Orphan jokes
Orphans can't find the home page.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Sex.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Hi, I'm Bob.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.