Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
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Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why?
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
I see you.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.