Orphan

Orphan jokes

Protest

Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!

Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!

Good luck, Jake.

Road

Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.

Bar

An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"

"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.

Space

Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!

Mum

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Parent

I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.

Road

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!

People

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Friend

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.