Orphan jokes
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
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Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW