Orphan jokes
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Stop, orphan joke!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
What can orphans not do in school?
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?