Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
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What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
UHH, DADDY!
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