Orphan jokes
You suck.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Stop, orphan joke!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why did the orphan kill himself?