Orphan jokes
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
UHH, DADDY!
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What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Penis.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Can someone be my daddy?
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
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