Orphan jokes
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
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Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
You suck.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Stop, orphan joke!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Orphan jokes? They protest.