Orphan jokes
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
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Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.