Orphan jokes
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
I have a body count of 7.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
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One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
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What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
You suck.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.