Orphan jokes
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Suiiiii!
Yo momma!
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Suck your mum's bum.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.