Orphan jokes

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why can't orphans become YouTubers?

They don't have electricity!

What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?

Because his last parents existed.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?

No one loves them!

Orphan

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

Ya momma is sus.

Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

Give me the most likes on this site.

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!

Orphans can't find the home page.

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

Why did the depressed kid cross the road?

To get hit by a car.