Orphan jokes
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Hi 👋
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
DEEZ NUTS!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
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