Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.