Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?