Orphan jokes
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
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