Orphan jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."