Orphan jokes
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
How do you poop?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
DEEZ NUTS!
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.