Orphan jokes

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.

One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

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Bob's Family Restaurant:

Orphans:

:(

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

How do you poop?

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

DEEZ NUTS!