Orphan jokes
Your mom gay, lol.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Beans and toast.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".