Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
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