Orphan jokes

One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Bob's Family Restaurant:

Orphans:

:(

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

How do you poop?

DEEZ NUTS!

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Can teachers give homework to orphans?

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.