Orphan jokes
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You want to know how to spot a foster kid?
Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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