Orphan jokes
New protest.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Yeestt?