Orphan jokes
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪