Orphan jokes
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
I farted how bout u?
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.