Orphan jokes

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.

Orphan: I don’t have parents.

So dark.

Many jokes about orphans.

God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is!

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

I farted how bout u?

Max Alexander Heart is adopted.

Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

A: Apples get picked.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Why are orphans always at school?

'Cause they can't be homeschooled.

"Deznuts up your ass."

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized!