Orphan

Orphan jokes

Cow

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Police

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Car

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Girl

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Baseball

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Girl

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

Team

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Family

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Day

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.