Orphan jokes
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Baby 🍼
Ya momma is sus.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.