Orphan jokes
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
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Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.