Orphan jokes
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
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Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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