Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Deez nuts!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.