Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!