Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.