Orphan jokes
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Read my name.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.