Monarchy

Monarchy jokes

Reboot

    • Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

    Death

    • Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

    Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

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    • Monarchy memes

    Death

    • What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

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    • Queen

    • 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

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    • Wordplay

    • Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

    Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

    Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

    Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

    Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

    Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

    Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

    Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

    Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

    Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

    Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

    Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

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    • Fruitcake

    • The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

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    • Twin Towers

    • Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.

    Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.

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    • King

    • What did kings say when they were made king?

    Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

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    • Twin Towers

    • Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

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