Monarchy jokes
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Queen
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
Prince???
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Queen, (DYM 86)
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.