Orphan jokes

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

What does your mum have in common with your dad?

They are both men.

Murueurx.

I'm pregnant.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.

What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣

Orphans can't find the home page.

Do orphans love doing crime?

'Cause they want to be wanted.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.