Orphan jokes
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What?
Beans and toast.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
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What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
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