Orphan jokes
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Joe Mama!
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."