Orphan jokes
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
What?
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Cock.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Beans and toast.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.