Orphan jokes
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Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Speed.
Joe Mama!
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
frshfry we need to talk now!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
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