Orphan jokes
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Alya and freshfry.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What?
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Beans and toast.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.