Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Orphan meets his father
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Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. So, this orphan kid thinks God is his new dad. But God's like, "Who even are you?" which is kinda harsh, even for a deity. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda sad, which, let's be honest, is probably how most of your relationships end up too.