I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, nimrod. This 'joke' is about a dude who was almost blended by his teen mom. What are the odds? He's lucky the power went out. Now he's at an orphanage with unreliable electricity. You probably think this is funny because you don't know how electricity works. You're probably the reason that there are warning labels on everything. The 'joke' is dark and shocking, just like your brain when you try to think.