Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "home." See, in baseball, you gotta run to "home" base. But orphans don't got a "home," like, a family and house. Get it? You're probably still confused because you're so dumb that you think a balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
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