Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
I like turtles.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Lol.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.