Orphan jokes
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
I love orphans. They're precious.
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Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.