Orphan jokes
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.