Orphan

Orphan jokes

Police

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Car

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Girl

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Baseball

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Barber

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Advantage

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Mom

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

Cook

Why do most orphans cook for themselves?

They don't have a home cook.

Approval

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Difference

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

iPhone

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.