Orphan jokes
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.