Orphan jokes
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Hello.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
O-Block
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.