Orphan jokes
Why?
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"