Orphan jokes
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Read my name.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Orphan, sorry.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.