Orphan jokes
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
You suck.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.