Orphan jokes
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What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.