Orphan jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.