Orphan jokes
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Read my name.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Orphan, sorry.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.