Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.