Orphan jokes
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?