Orphan jokes
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.