Orphan jokes
I meant because.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
lolo.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
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Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.