Orphan

Orphan jokes

Plane

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Movie

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

Tornado

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Children

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Dad

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Car

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Orphanage

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Website

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

Parent

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Parent

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Home

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

Boy

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Apple

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Verizon

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

Cow

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Police

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.