Orphan jokes
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."