Orphan jokes
Orphans got me like: 😂
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.