Orphan jokes
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
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I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
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Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.