Orphan jokes
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Yeestt?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.