Orphan jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Orphans got me like: 😂
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"