Orphan jokes
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I love orphans. They're precious.
Yeestt?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Why?
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.