Orphan

Orphan jokes

Dad

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

Tornado

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

People

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

People

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Mom

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Hand

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Parent

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Fight

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

Children

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.

Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?

Rabbi: Fuck the children!

Priest: Do we have time?

Dad

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Parent

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Parent

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Boy

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.