Orphan jokes
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄