Orphan jokes
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
Stop, orphan joke!
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Give me the most likes on this site.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.