Family Size

Okay, so get this, you genius: orphans don't have families, right? So, a "family size" bag of crisps is a big ol' reminder that they ain't got no fam to share with. It's like saying, "Hey, you sad, lonely kid, this snack is for people with love and support, which you clearly lack!" It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you probably relate since you understand neither humor nor basic human empathy.