Orphan jokes
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Heh, stupid orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
I'm Batman.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
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Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW