Orphan

Orphan jokes

Dad

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Penis

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

Coach

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

People

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

Phone

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

Teacher

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

People

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

Sport

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Dollar

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

Phone

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

People

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Trip

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

Parent signature: _______________

License Plate

Why are orphans lucky?

Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.