Orphan jokes
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Your mom gay, lol.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Lol.
PP in the poo poo.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
My life.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.