Orphan jokes
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
KK or Liv?
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"