Orphan jokes
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What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Whatâs an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What is a "dad?"
Why canât orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why donât orphans play baseball?
Because they canât get a home run.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Whatâs one store an orphan canât shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they donât need a license plate, because they donât have a home.