Orphan jokes
I want to be loved.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Your mom gay, lol.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
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Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Lol.
PP in the poo poo.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.