Orphan jokes
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.