Orphan jokes
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
lolo.