Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.