Orphan jokes
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What is a "dad?"
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.