Orphan jokes
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Who needs parents to be great?