Orphan jokes
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!