Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."