Orphan jokes
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Orphan, sorry.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .