Orphan jokes
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
lolo.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
I meant because.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!