Orphan jokes
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.