Orphan jokes
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Fuck off!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies, after considering the position he was in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive," but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway, and again places her lover in the closet with her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies, and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that crap in here," the priest says.