Orphan jokes
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Read my name.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.