Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?