Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is like telling someone their socks don't match when they ain't even got feet. Get it? Being an orphan means you ain't got no parents. So, being adopted is kinda off the table, ya dig? You probably don't, but hey, you're tryin'.
Adoption
DUDE MOST ADOPTED PEOPLE ARE ORPHANS