Orphan jokes
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
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Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
Your mom gay, lol.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Lol.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
PP in the poo poo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
My life.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.