Orphan

Orphan jokes

People

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Somebody

If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

Social

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

Mom

Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.

Computer

Why can’t orphans build computers?

They don’t know where to put the motherboard.

Mom

The other day my mom called me a retard.

I'm now an orphan.

Relationship

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

Kid

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

Marriage

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

Lottery

If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?

Years of child support!

Car

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.