Orphan jokes
Your mom gay, lol.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
My life.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
PP in the poo poo.
Lol.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.