Orphan jokes
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Your mom gay, lol.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.