Orphan jokes
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Eshay.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
I want to be loved.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?