Orphan

Orphan jokes

Mom

The other day my mom called me a retard.

I'm now an orphan.

Kid

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

Relationship

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

People

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

Teacher

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

People

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

Phone

What is wrong with orphans' phones?

They'll never have a home screen.

Car

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Penis

"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.

Coach

Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

Me: Because they can't get a homerun.