Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Eshay.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"