Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Eshay.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
I want to be loved.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
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