Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.