Orphan jokes
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
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Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.