Orphan jokes
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Myself.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
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Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.