Orphan jokes
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
I am an orphan...
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Dad?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.