Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?