Orphan jokes
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.