Orphan jokes
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What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why?
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.