Orphan

Orphan jokes

Orphanage

Orphan: Can I go outside?

Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.

Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW

Road

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Orphanage

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Home

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Cereal

Why do orphans hate cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Day

Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.

Water

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

Coma

Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?

Because there is a family reunion.

Friend

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

Rent

The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.

Monkey

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

Crime

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Shop

Why are orphans banned from the shop?

No adult to pay for them.