Orphan

Orphan jokes

Child

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Test

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

Lap

Why do orphans cry alone?

They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.

Home

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Road

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

Orphanage

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

Doctor

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Kid

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Phone

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Wolf

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

Mommy

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].