Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Like if you know an orphan.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.