Orphan jokes
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.