Orphan jokes
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.