Orphan jokes
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Welcome to Daveβs orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.