Orphan jokes
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.