Orphan jokes
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
My anus smells.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
AIDS?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.