Orphan

Orphan jokes

Apple

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

Time

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

Baseball

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

School

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Orphanage

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Life

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Day

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

Guy

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

Parent

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Door

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Pedophile

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Dark Humor

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .