Orphan jokes
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
I like turtles.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Deez nuts!
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.