Orphan jokes
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
You can't give an orphan homework.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Suck my pp!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?