Orphan jokes

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).

I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.

What's an upside of being an orphan?

You'll never get grounded again.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

I like turtles.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."