Orphan jokes
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
My anus smells.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
AIDS?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.