Orphan jokes
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.