Orphan

Orphan jokes

Guy

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

Parent

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

Bridge

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

Dark Humor

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Street

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Orphanage

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Cake

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

Family

An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."

Door

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Upside

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Pedophile

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.