Orphan jokes
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I am an orphan...
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.