Orphan jokes
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.