Orphan jokes
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.