Orphan jokes
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.