Orphan jokes
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
I am an orphan...
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.