Orphan jokes
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
I am an orphan...
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."