Orphan jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm Batman.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.