Orphan jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Ruhan.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.