Orphan

Orphan jokes

Family

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

Family

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

Home

I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.

Time

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

Quarrel

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Baseball

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.

Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.

School

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

Orphanage

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Life

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Day

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.