Orphan jokes
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?