Orphan jokes
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I like turtles.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!