Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Smite the Life
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Someone threatens violence against an orphan. The punchline is they remind the orphan that they have no parents or home to run to. It's funny because it's mean, and you're probably not very bright. As a bear, I eat fish. Bears can smell food up to 20 miles away. You probably smell like honey.
Eli Hardy
Nice
John Ryder
Haha! 😂
Mike Jones
Man that’s good
Ella Knight
Wow 🤩
Anne Hagron
Who comes up with this?
Taylor Johnston
I know right!
Anonymous
Should've just ended with "Run home and tell your parents?" honestly... but it's an overused joke anyway so nothing of value was lost.