Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
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What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.