Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
My anus smells.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
AIDS?
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.