Orphan jokes
Deez nuts!
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
AIDS?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
My anus smells.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.