Orphan jokes
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
AIDS?
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.