Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
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Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.