Orphan jokes
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
My anus smells.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
AIDS?
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.