Orphan jokes

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.

Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to

I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.

Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to

Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to

Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to

sorry kenny?!

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

[Parent’s signature: __________]

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.

I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!