Orphan jokes
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What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.