Orphan jokes
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Imagine not having parents. Lol.