Orphan jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphans have no home.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.