Orphan jokes

Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?

So he could be wanted.

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?

They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?