Orphan jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
When the card declines on child insurance.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.