Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Moment and I
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
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What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)