Orphan jokes
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the card declines on child insurance.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.