Orphan jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Stop, orphan joke!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."