Orphan

Orphan jokes

Crash

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Difference

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

Sex

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

Teacher

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Bank

Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?

So he could be wanted.

Chicken

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

Restaurant

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

Baby

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

Shit

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

House

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

Tennis

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Dick

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

Food

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.