Orphan

Orphan jokes

Dad

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sex

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

Mom

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Teacher

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

Bank

Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?

So he could be wanted.

Chicken

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

Dick

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

Tennis

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Shit

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

Restaurant

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

Baby

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

House

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

Food

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.