Orphan jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣