Orphan jokes
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
When the card declines on child insurance.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.