I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
