Orphan jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the card declines on child insurance.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.