Orphan jokes
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to
Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
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Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I don't know what to write here, just like...