Orphan jokes
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
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What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.