Orphan

Orphan jokes

Website

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

Song

I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.

Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to

I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it? Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do.

Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to

Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to

Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to

sorry kenny?!

Club

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Movie

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

School

Why are orphans rude at school?

What's the school going to do? Call their parents?

Milk

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Orphanage

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Baby

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Banana Peel

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

GTA

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Parent

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

Cereal

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.