Orphan jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
I don't know what to write here, just like...
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
789.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.