Orphan jokes
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.