Orphan jokes
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I'm Gay.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."