Orphan jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I'm Gay.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.