Orphan jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
How do you know an orphan is telling the truth?
When they swear on their mother's grave!
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.