Orphan jokes

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.

Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When the card declines on child insurance.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.