Orphan jokes
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
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A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
I meant because.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.