Orphan jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I'm Gay.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.