Orphan

Orphan jokes

E T

Why is E.T. better than an orphan?

Because he found his way home.

Parent

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

Apple

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Sex

Why can't orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy".

Tennis

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

Parent

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

Dad

Why are most absent dads mechanics?

They like to nut and bolt.

Church

Why did the orphan go to church?

To hear some "foster" parenting advice.

Home

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

Mother

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."