Orphan jokes
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!