Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I'm Batman.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.