Orphan jokes
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
I have a fat ass.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.