Orphan jokes
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
I'm Batman.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."