Orphan jokes
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.