Orphan jokes
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!