Orphan jokes
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"