Orphan jokes
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.