Orphan jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Orphans are banned in Alabama.

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

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When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!