Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.