Orphan

Orphan jokes

Monopoly

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

Nightmare

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Family

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

Hand

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Orphanage

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Mom

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Child

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Thumb

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Batman

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Car

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.