Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Dee.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.