Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
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Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .