Orphan jokes
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
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Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Hello.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."