Orphan jokes
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
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Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hello.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.