Orphan jokes
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Orphan
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hello.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.