Orphan jokes
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(