Orphan jokes

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

Why did the child die? To see God, our father.

What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Why can't orphans bake?

They don't have milk.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parent's signature: _________

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why did the kid go in the guy's van?

Answer: He thought he was being adopted.

Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

Person: Where's your mom and dad?

Orphan: :(

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)