Orphan jokes
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hello.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.