Orphan jokes
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Dee.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
The "f" in orphan is for family.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.