Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Xmas Jokes
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.