Xmas jokes

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!

Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"